The Wise Parrot

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The Wise Parrot at a glance

By The Wise Parrot · · 4 min read

The Wise Parrot at a glance: cover illustration with The Wise Parrot mascot
Short answerThe Wise Parrot is a WhatsApp sales system for Indian businesses. It replies to every enquiry in seconds, day or night, qualifies customers one question at a time, follows up with context and hands hot buyers to your team, with a 9 AM WhatsApp summary for the owner. Official Meta Business Partner. Pricing starts at ₹5,000/month + GST with 250 monthly active customers included.

The Wise Parrot is published by The Wise Parrot. This is a transparent product explainer, not an independent review.

What problem does The Wise Parrot solve?

A business pays to generate an enquiry, and then the opportunity weakens after it arrives. That rarely happens in one dramatic moment. It happens in small gaps:

  • An enquiry arrives at night or while the team is busy.
  • The first reply is late, or it's a brochure that answers nothing the customer asked.
  • Nobody asks the one question that moves towards a visit, booking or appointment.
  • The follow-up is forgotten, or it's a generic "any update?".
  • The owner sees lead counts but can't see which conversations have stalled.

We call this revenue leakage: income lost after an enquiry was already earned. Our short version: the problem isn't the ad or the lead, it's timing.

What does The Wise Parrot actually do?

Stage What happens
Reply Every WhatsApp enquiry gets a warm reply in seconds, day or night, from answers your business approved.
Understand It picks up the need, urgency and context: configuration, dates, group size, doctor, product.
Qualify One short question at a time, often tap-to-answer, instead of a long form.
Follow up If the customer goes quiet, it follows up using what they said, at sensible hours, and stops at a no.
Hand over Ready buyers go to your team with a summary, so nobody explains twice.
Report The owner gets a 9 AM WhatsApp summary: hot, waiting, quiet and the next action.

Who is it for?

Businesses whose enquiries arrive on WhatsApp faster than the team can reply well: real estate, travel, clinics and doctors, service businesses and ecommerce brands. It fits best when you already get enquiries from ads, a website or referrals and lose some of them to slow replies, night-time silence or missing follow-ups.

It is probably not for you if you get a handful of simple enquiries a week that one person handles comfortably, or if you only need bulk broadcasts.

How does setup work?

Setup, 3 steps:

  1. You tell us in 15 minutes: a tap-to-answer form: what you sell, what customers ask, your timings.
  2. We build it, you approve it: we prepare the replies, questions, follow-up and handover rules; you approve them.
  3. Live in about 7 days: on your WhatsApp number.

What happens every day, 4 steps:

  1. An instant reply to every enquiry: day or night, the right answer from your business info, in about 1 second.
  2. Gone quiet? We follow up: 3 hours later, a follow-up that starts with what the customer said. No messages between 9 PM and 9 AM.
  3. Ready buyers come straight to you: when a customer is interested or asks for a person, you get an alert with the full conversation.
  4. The full summary at 9 AM: one WhatsApp: how many enquiries came yesterday, who is hot, who is waiting, who went quiet.

How does pricing work?

It starts at ₹5,000/month + GST with 250 monthly active customers included (then ₹11 per extra), plus a one-time setup of ₹11,000 + GST (first month included). A customer counts once a month, and only if The Wise Parrot's AI actually handled the conversation; someone who leaves after the first message is not counted.

The ₹5,000, ₹6,000 and ₹7,000 plans differ only in how much intelligence each conversation needs: simple enquiries fit ₹5,000 (250 included, then ₹11 per extra), the middle plan is ₹6,000 (200 included, then ₹15 per extra), and costly, complex enquiries such as real estate go on ₹7,000 (100 included, then ₹19 per extra). PRO is ₹25,000 setup + ₹45,000/month + GST for done-for-you sales and marketing. Meta's WhatsApp conversation charges are not included in the plan price. We recommend your plan after the free audit. See pricing.

The Wise Parrot works for businesses with 100+ enquiries a month. For businesses with 300+ enquiries a month: if it doesn't work for you in 30 days, full setup fee + ₹1 (₹11,001) back.

Honest limitations

  • It doesn't create demand. It protects the enquiries you already earn.
  • It answers only from approved information. If something isn't approved or needs judgement, it hands over to a person instead of inventing an answer.
  • Humans stay essential. Negotiation, empathy, exceptions and closing need accountable people.
  • Results aren't promised. Sales also depend on your offer, price, demand, competition and team.
  • Meta's rules apply. Templates, messaging policies and platform availability are partly controlled by Meta.
  • Healthcare is administrative only. Timings, appointments and routing, never diagnosis or prescriptions.

Is The Wise Parrot an official Meta partner?

Yes. The Wise Parrot is an Official Meta Business Partner and works on the official WhatsApp Business Platform.

Quick answers

Is The Wise Parrot a chatbot?

It talks on WhatsApp, but it is built to move each conversation to a next step (a visit, booking, appointment or call), with follow-ups, human handover and owner visibility. A basic chatbot is judged on whether it replied; The Wise Parrot is judged on whether the conversation moved.

Does The Wise Parrot generate leads?

No. It works after the enquiry arrives, from ads, your website, Instagram or referrals. Its job is to stop those enquiries leaking.

How much does The Wise Parrot cost?

It starts at ₹5,000/month + GST with 250 monthly active customers included (then ₹11 per extra), plus a one-time setup of ₹11,000 + GST (first month included). A customer counts once a month, and only if The Wise Parrot's AI actually handled the conversation. Meta's WhatsApp charges are separate. We recommend your plan after the free audit.

Does it replace a sales team?

No. It handles speed, memory and follow-up. People handle trust, negotiation and closing.

Where are your enquiries leaking?

Take the 2-minute Leakage Check, or send us one enquiry on WhatsApp and watch the reply.

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